You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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