Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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