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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"

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  You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.

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  Did you save them?

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  Who?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.

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• (516): View more from New York

  just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination

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• (813): View more from Florida

  y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  there was naked duck duck goose

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  how does that even get suggested?!

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  after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.

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  What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?

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