Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes http://tfl.nu/atny
  Replies (1) Good night (807) Bad night (1137)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck. http://tfl.nu/e2r4
  Replies (13) Good night (938) Bad night (1029)
• Favorite

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (604): his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed http://tfl.nu/zsvf
  Replies (20) Good night (1131) Bad night (4702)
• Favorite

  (626): View more from California

  he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (626): he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that?? http://tfl.nu/9sps
  Replies (26) Good night (1525) Bad night (5955)
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back. http://tfl.nu/s19b
  Replies (9) Good night (3596) Bad night (973)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent. http://tfl.nu/hcxv
  Replies (8) Good night (4128) Bad night (997)
• Favorite

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (505): Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that http://tfl.nu/xqbd
  Replies (15) Good night (1427) Bad night (2623)
• Favorite

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (774): It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world. http://tfl.nu/7olx
  Replies (16) Good night (2746) Bad night (734)
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you." http://tfl.nu/wg5q
  Replies (9) Good night (1699) Bad night (1850)
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for. http://tfl.nu/hm3o
  Replies (7) Good night (1062) Bad night (563)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country. http://tfl.nu/6o4g
  Replies (16) Good night (1077) Bad night (1084)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat. http://tfl.nu/hcfg
  Replies (1) Good night (376) Bad night (663)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon. http://tfl.nu/xou6
  Replies (6) Good night (411) Bad night (576)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed. http://tfl.nu/5cad
  Replies (4) Good night (1320) Bad night (318)
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  You also proposed and then tried to jack me off

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): You also proposed and then tried to jack me off http://tfl.nu/5zxw
  Replies (3) Good night (549) Bad night (260)

Randomize