is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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