honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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