The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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