Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You've changed since you got that strap on
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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