so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
time to smoke my breakfast
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
