She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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