3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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