They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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