fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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