Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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