First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
how drunk are you?
Several
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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