their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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