Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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