So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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