What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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