So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
ttyl tear gas
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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