JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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