I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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