How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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