i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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