Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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