Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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