Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Never underestimate the power of titties
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Randomize