How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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