you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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