i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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