didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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