And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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