We won't sleep together?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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