Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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