Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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