Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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