One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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