He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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