: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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