I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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