He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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