Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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