dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
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everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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