in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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