My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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