Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize