doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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