They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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