How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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