guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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