Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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