i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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