the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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