I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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