Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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