I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she pinky promised me she was 18
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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