He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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