i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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