he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
That accounts for only three of the penises
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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