I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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